Today I want to be sarcastical

Questions

Yes, I'm not in the mood to think about those philosophical topics of life, so instead I choose something I can make fun of and change it as I want.

Think at least 1 minute for each question, to make it clearly , the first question will be for men and the second for women.

Question 1:

-Have you been stupid enough to  pay something for your friend or girlfriend and become the hero of the day?

-Have you been so fucking retard to stop your friend/boyfriend from paying something to you?

Question 2:

-Do you have the honor to choose where to eat with your girlfriend/friend/the girl who you make up with?

- Do you know WHERE and WHAT are you gonna eat beforehand?

Question 3:

-Do you prefer to drink a coffee or a beer with her?

-Do you accept to go out with any retard that pays for you? ( bitch)

Question 4:

-Are you the type of asshole that ask a girl what you are going to see at the cinema?

-Are you the hypocrite that answers " I don't care baby, as long I see it with you", when you really know what you want to see?

Question 5:

-Do you say hi or shake hands with the people that lives with your girl?

-Do you hate his parents?

Ready to know the answers? here you have them:

Answer 1:

-If you answered "yes", I hope it is because you had enough money , if that's the case, congratulations bro, you are a gentleman(+)

-If you answered "no , of course no, I know he doesn't have money at the moment" , then you are truly a lady and not a fucking harpy that just want to suck all the money out of the poor kid(+)

They still exist.

Answer 2:

-If you answered "no" , you are awsome, so awsome and cool that you can put your stomach and your money on the line just because you trust your girl, you are one lucky bitch, you have a great guy with you(+)

Your sacrifice deserves her trust, or a big stomachache and some pills.

- I hope you answered " I don't care much, cause I have a good guy with me", that's the way of thinking, thank God there are still some of these girls.(+)

Answer 3:

- There is nothing wrong to invite a girl a drink, but I'm not sure what are your pervert intentions, if it's something moderated, just drink man, but I think she will like more if you invite her a coffee and have a long chat about those things she want to know about you ( AWWWWWW, ok stop) (+)

Yeah, do it this way, old school.

 -"Of course no, I always see what the situation it's like " , EXCELENT! , and it's even better when you want to pay part of the bill, just to make it clear that money is not THAT important ( actually it is ) (+)

Answer 4:

-Do you really ask? , every man knows that this is a dirty trick, a situation when you have to choose wisely , let me explain myself. If you choose a movie that she do not like, she will think that you don't know her enough and drama queen will start to blame you , but you, so fucking smart,  discuss it, it's way better than going for the "romantic movie" guess and finding out she likes blood and explosions, you never know
.(+)

-LIE , you always know what to see, you always do, that's why you are going to the cinema in the first place, but you think that tricking him it's funny, IT IS NOT FUNNY , fuck, don't screw with your boyfriend's mind, you bitch. (-)

Happy bitch for now, pay back soon...

Answer 5:

-" Of course I do, I talk to them in a very formal way, I shake hands with everyone", and they don't like you , you are not the problem, that group of retards are the problem, don't worry man, you still rock.(+)

Young guy: Good morning sir!

Señor: Just smiling for my little girl, jerk.

-"They are so cute to me!, they treat me like if I were a family member", what a lucky girl, you were lucky this time , at least.

RESULTS

It's time to know if you are a true gentleman or an harpy ( depends on your sex, you dummie) , if the answer is almost like mine, and shows the (+),count it, here you'll see your title.

For men

Medieval Knight( 5-4 "+" ):

You are so cool and polite that nobody can have problems with you, at least if you are not fucking boring. You just need a horse to be call KNIGHT properly, well done , you deserve it.

Polite guys (3 "+"):

Not a knight yet, but you are polite, go on ,you can still have the title of a knight or you can become a fucking drunk man without someone to be with you.

Jerk (2-0 "+"):

You dont have manners, you don't even care about women's opinion, you do whatever you want, bastard, respect the people around you, you might be screwed up by them someday.

For women

Madame(5-4 "+" ):

A madame, with a good education and polite like no other, there are a few of them , limited editions.

Lady(3 "+"):

Polite and educated, always being the well educated woman she is , trying to improve in everything she does, be proud to wield that title.

Backstabbing Bitch(2-0 "+"):

She can backstab you at any moment, economically and sentimentally , you must be exiled to a harpy's and troll's nation, fucking ogre

NOTE

It is most likely that you are not in one of those descriptions, doesn't matter, I made them out, but if you reach this part, is because one way or another you liked this, thanks for reading it and good night.